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Real happy with today's post-lift results ^^

I need PAMPERING.

Fauxhawk shave, beard and mustache cleanup, massage, manicure, pedicure, facial, blowjob...

When you're looking for Deep Heat and can't remember if you put it back in the bathroom cabinet or with the kink stuff

Ngl though someone starting off by worshipping my junk before getting so lost in the act they start getting dominant and demanding more and more to worship, overloading me with pleasure and stuff

As an example: lift my legs up so I'm in an awkward angle to escape while you rim me until you're bored, ignoring any protests from me (though I doubt I'd protest this... You know what I mean though)

Covid vax yesterday and felt like crap today, though its definitely passing:

Upper body workout this morning was fun if entirely horrible

Leg day was brutal again but the results are worth it 🤤

Welcome to Himbo Hooters! What can I get ya? 😉

Latest pics, 'cos it's been a while

I am really really pleased with my workout today, and I really cannot believe this is my body! Absolute body euphoria today and it is a wonderful feeling

I forget that this app exists.

This is after today's chest, biceps, and triceps day

When my flare up's gone, I gotta get my arse fucked

Still feel pants, but I managed to get into my jock clothes and hit a shop up for some solid food. Hopefully I can have a sandwich without my stomach trying to implode

*Emperor Kuzco voice* bring it on

So like...

Are nudes allowed here?

Cos like...

I'm boutta post nudes on Twitter and its gunna auto-post here