Them: It's "Amsterdam," not "Hamsterdam"
Me: *Visions of a tiny city for hamsters in my head* What
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Happy Pride to you too Amsterdam
I hope I don't fall in a canal
I hope I don't get crunched by a bicycle or tram
Who called it "public transit via light rail in Amsterdam"
Omg the drag queen bar is playing Dolly Parton
The elevator here has a "BG" button
I munched a vegan kapsalon
Tour guide: This building's original façade was constructed from flammable wood
Me: Go on
Tour guide: And so it burned down
✅ Vegan kapsalon✅ Stroopwaffel✅ Vegan betterballen Kaassoufflé
Dutch person: We never drink a bottle of wine that has been given to us in front of the person who gave it; what if it sucks and they see our faces?
Me: Truly you are an enlightened people
I'm just gonna say it
Get the small size stroopwaffel
It's like two slabs of sugar baked with more sugar, stuck together with sugar with different sugar on top
It's good but wow you get the jittery sleepies after
It's Dolly Parton music in the hotel lobby!!
Hello it is me
The knower and recognizer of people with the Québec accent
Going to Brussels and being murdered within minutes for asking for vinegar on my frites
This bar has an obelisk in it
Can't have a bar without a good obelisk, I guess
There's a lot of children in this fountain
There's another one
Where so they come from?
Gay bar or gtfo
No I don't care that your bar is "gay friendly"
They never are
You're Frenemies of Dorothy at best
"The management wishes no specific harm to queer people" ≠ "The clientele isn't dangerous to queer people if they can tell they're queer"
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