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Long time no see!
Good morning studs, how are you all doing?

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So now I'm able to wear shorts that didn't fit me for a number of years

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Slightly horny/gay bears 

I just need all the bears. I should’ve joined bear.community or something. Y’all are beautiful.

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@bootblackcub It's been a while since I've been on the service sub side of the equation, but yeah, me too, pretty much.

The thing is, the one performing the service gets to determine what "compensated" means. It could, and usually does, mean money. It could mean recognition or just scratching an itch, as when I develop free software. It could be a hole full of cock. Or it could be "yeah, boy, write that fuckin' code and then maybe I'll let you jerk off on the floor and beg to lick it up".

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Me: all labour should be fairly compensated to time effort and skill. No if ands or buts. ✊🌹

Me, but horny: please exploit my nature as a service sub, Sir. Use me. UwU 🥺

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NSFW, genitals : c'est ma bite ! 😜 

Qui veut me la faire durcir ?

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*me, in full bluff welding a wooden paddle as I approach a boy strapped to a bench*

"And why are you being punnished boy"

"Because I logged a bug with just an error code and no human readable repro steps"

"No human readable repro steps, what?"

"No human readable repro steps, SIR!"

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Been losing about half a kilo a week. Not as fast as I planned, but consistent. I'll take it.

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I need to learn how to angle my phone better, but I'm back up to a 515 pound squat! Almost back at my pre-covid max!

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@HairyHypnotist so I've decided. I'm going to write 100 words of creative fiction writing everyday.

Also, I am going to learn how to cook rice perfectly.

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