Urso @urso@bear.community

Tried (and partially succeeded) making a super fudgy, super chocolatey cake today. It's badly in need of some frosting to balance out its richness, though

That's a whole lot of ads

also cute that my ad-blocker didn't catch them

Haven't shared before but this is the "small" dildo I got earlier this week

I'm kinda in love with it, though

I absolutely love this meme format and I hope we get more memes in it:

https://twitter.com/nakanodrawing/status/1187384011674574849

here's one using it: https://twitter.com/JGamblin/status/1214949838518968320

Been a while since I posted a tummy Tuesday photo

I was watching some random youtube video and something in this particular part caught my attention

do you know what it is?

Well, I promised do here it goes, #tummytuesday after a long time without posting a single selfie

I don't really have a reason or way to use it, but now I totally want a hoodie that looks _exactly_ like that

source: https://twitter.com/kurikuma_jia/status/1102897230971777025

I don't think I've ever been into a dressing room with a lighting this good 🤔

source: https://twitter.com/someasiannude/status/1102699842613243905

can someone explain to me why by japanese rules - I assume - they can get away with such a tiny little censor bar but in porn movies they have to use the mosaic?

Just trying out my camera's new lens on the very first thing in front of me. I think I'll like it

made the best fucking lasagna ever created. Very proud, 5/7

Ah, the wonders a cold shower can do to one's skin after a day under this sun

Here's a before and after

I'm not much into driving by itself, but OMG do I love looking at cars.

This baby right here, the Trueno AE86, also happens to be one my favorite cars to drive in Forza Horizon 4

source: https://kurwazoku.tumblr.com/post/180882138467

I'll enter the fun and post a selfie out of bath, right before going to sleep

I'm working on the world building for a piece of fiction I'm writing, it's some sort of dark fantasy, and one thing I'm loving is depicting dragons The Asian Style ™️

I just love their aesthetic so much. It's curious how often their illustrations are a mish-mash of other animals, like how often they have deer-like horns

They'll be so big they could hug a mountain, and will be essentially unbeatable.

Sharing because of: a) hairy and b) uncut cock

source: https://twitter.com/xxx_rblue17/status/1073247391791366145

"Playing some Diablo 3 before bed. 😌🎮"

source: https://twitter.com/PizzaOtterXXX/status/1072627804796280832

"Come and lay with me 😈 "

source: https://twitter.com/tastycub/status/1072404424407085056

"When you just need a big tongue shoved inside you...."

source: https://twitter.com/shitrottiessay/status/1072318313378799617

I've been dreaming of getting either this toy or Winston's Tail, actually: https://bad-dragon.com/products/winston