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Anyone wanna cum help me out here, can't find my motivation to get out of bed 🍑🍆

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so it seems pretty clear vice is trying to get outrage clicks on its latest mastodon article.

this is a good opportunity to give 'counter promotion' a try

here is a good article to circulate instead of the vice article:

#counterPromotion #mastoMeta #clickbait #vice #praxis

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NSFW pictures, stock drop! 

It slipped my mind to announce here yesterday (I was so busy with everything!) but I wanted to let everyone know that I’ve got a bunch of new toys available!

Two new models, eggs and new pours!
Get them on!
Smaller stock on Etsy:

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Heh, just finished configuring the bot for @somebearlove , it should automatically push new content every now and then

There are a few bugs here and there, but I'll work these out over the following days

This will be the last you hear of me about this new profile, btw, promise 🙏 I won't be boosting its status either, so if you're interested, give it a follow!

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Damn, CCP made a change to Eve Online that seriously made me consider getting back to playing it

I honestly could use a 30-hour day

@somebearlove Then I created a brand new twitter account and the developer acct was approved immediately 🤷‍♂️

Fine, I guess. Now down to coding

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@somebearlove my Twitter developer account submission was rejected 😞

oh I miss the good old day when I was able to get my app credentials just by going to my account's admin page

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‪I have started #leather #crafting and I wish to start crafting my own kinky leather.‬
‪Would any of you have : ‬
‪- advice,‬
‪- free templates,‬
‪- and/or links to place where I could buy materials used for kinky tools ?‬

‪Answers and boosts will be much appreciated. ‬

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Photo of me eating ass 

I need to be doing this right now

Heads up! I created @somebearlove as a bot to share a number of NSFW pics. I'll set it up over the weekend. Since I'm the author, I won't boost its posts, but, you know, FYI

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about porn 

here's something that got me curious: what are your interests in porn, if you happen to have any?

Me? My interest in things lasts as long as a match in the wind, so sometimes it's straight up ht porn, but more often than not it's gay with some fetish related to it, mostly amateur, hairy people with various body types

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Me in harness and jockstrap 

I remember wearing this under my clothes on the first day of a new job. That look worked out - that job, however, didn't. 🤷‍♂️

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A helpful strip to point people to if they express frustration at having to use "they/them" pronouns in conversation:

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