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rpdr season 12 

No hate towards Brita but if she mentions "I'm the queen of NY" ONE MORE TIME I'll fucking lose it

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Lewd video 

I haven't really posted in a while, so here's a little something to make up for that. If we weren't in quarantine I'd totally be hitting up camera buddies.

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Remote Writing Opportunity :boost_ok: 

The folks I'm working with are looking for a new writer for ​romantic interactive fiction. If you're interested, comment here or DM me and I'll send details your way as soon as soon as I get my hands on them.

Those selected to take the writing test will be paid for their efforts, and if you get the job, we'll get to work together!

I have no idea why Mastodon decided to create a thumbnail that says "Haldan" but actually points to the correct link. Anyway, the card says:

Xyris, the Writhing Storm {2}{G}{U}{R}

Legendary Creature — Snake Leviathan


Whenever an opponent draws a card except the first one they draw in each of their draw steps, create a 1/1 green Snake creature token.

Whenever Xyris, the Writhing Storm deals combat damage to a player, you and that player each draw that many cards.

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Looking forward for the new Ikoria MTG cards. The partner legendary cards certainly look janky but seem really fun to play with as commanders. These pairs up until now, specifically:
(will be my good boi deck)
(this is slowly materializing into a sharknado commander deck)

So, what's everyone's opinion on silencing particularly noisy servers that mostly have been sharing porn? Been considering sinblr and a couple of others. Might free up space for actual, real conversation from other servers that we might choose to engage with

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I haven't sewed in a while; I have been itching to do so. Found this just in time! So cool. #sewist #sewing

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Well, I have most of the games and a lot of the comics in this bundle, but I'm probably buying it anyway. I was all set to shit on IGN for crisis profiteering, but they say 100% of ALL proceeds (not net) go to four relief orgs, and you know people are going to be watching.

As most other people weren't as psycho about getting every single humble bundle (back when it was an unusual thing) as I was, these might interest you guys. Some of the games are quite special.

Oh BTRFS, you saved me and I badmouthed you. I added a new subvolume using my swap partition and now suddenly I have space to remove things <3

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FFS now for some arcane reason my whole disk is read-only. I only tried to debug stuff.

Okay, I've been postponing this decision for quite some time... time to leap to fedora

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Now that's just great, somehow I screwed up _so bad_ that there's not even free space for removing stuff

I have so many problems with Arch right now that I'll just reinstall the whole thing

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As of now it's the seventh time I had to boot Arch from a USB drive to recover from an unbootable state

As with the other six times, I applied the same regular fix: either just downgrade some particular package or free up disk space and reboot

This time it was both. I blame docker :X

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I'm pleased to announce the latest @jepsen project: Elle, a black-box, linear-time checker for transactional (or single-key!) consistency models. I've been working on this with Peter Alvaro for over a year now, and I'm delighted to finally have it out the door.

Elle has been the secret behind most of the recent Jepsen analyses, and we believe its techniques represent a novel and useful contribution to the field.

@dnkedanke @raindog469 btw I just bought a Wii. I'll wait on the HDMI adapter for now but I'm excited to be able to play Super Mario Galaxy again :3

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naked male body | genital | selfie | no eyes contact 


I've handed my Wii U over to my younger siblings a few months ago. Now with a bunch of Wii games sitting on my shelf (they're too young to enjoy) and a broken gamecube, I wonder if a Wii is worth the investment... I'd have to purchase a HDMI adapter too, but I don't know how it handles GC games

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