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selfie with jockstrap on | ass | no ec 

Sorry for the bad quality of the photos. I don’t have a better place to do some with a mirror.

And I really should do something for my back hairs lmao

Because I clearly have nothing to do, I've been building a Racket-based Gemini server this weekend. Oh my how delightful the language is 👌 it isn't _that fast_ but it already accepts multiple connections, and parsing input with parsack has been such a breeze

Just found this talk and accompanying paper on categorizing programming languages from the perspective of psychoanalysis

To read: s3-us-west-2.amazonaws.com/vul
To watch: youtube.com/watch?v=mZyvIHYn2z

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Kinky & sexual introduction 

I'm a bear trans guy without genital surgery yet.
(I plan to have a metoidioplasty)
Bisexual.
I love bottoming from the top and topping with my several silicone dicks. I am NOT a sub.
I'm a soft Dom, into bondage. Watching my partner restrained in my ropes is my guilty pleasure ;)
I am also a BIG piss fetishist, loving everything to do with piss.
I make some piss vids. Ask me in DM for the links

@grosours what's your gopher server's address again? I seem to have lost it

Bought a few games from Steam thanks to today's sale. Started playing FAR: Lone Sails and already finished it.

Disco Elysium, on the other hand, I started playing and quickly decided it's not the right game for the moment. I already noticed the dialogue is amazing, but I'd rather be playing something a little bit more upbeat

Observations on my NSFW bot 

granted, the "bear" type is actually a supertype: it might make sense to include muscle bears in the mix, but it's just that there's already so many profiles sharing these exclusively bodies that I'm not really sure my bot is adding anything at all

anyway, Sunday's musings :|

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Observations on my NSFW bot 

@somebearlove I'm not sure whether I'll tighten what I share on the bot, or whether I want that in the first place. Not sure if I have something to achieve here, but the observation stands: I created the bot to share bodies I like and (often) don't have much exposure, but the ones that get the most shares/retoots are the gym-type or otter kind of bodies

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Observations on my NSFW bot 

@somebearlove what I noticed ever since I created the bots is that the posts that get shares/retoots are almost always those showing non-fat bodies, from otters to muscle bears with well chiseled abs. I'm not against those retoots, I just wonder that if posts with more fit bodies were to disappear I'd lose those followers

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Observations on my NSFW bot 

Each post from @somebearlove has "chubby/bear/hairy" written as a content warning. These are the body types I like the most, thus why I created the bot to share them here on Mastodon

But in the beginning it was more geared towards _actual_ chubby people. Y'know, people with actual fat. I didn't pay too much attention to the initial goal and shared muscle bears and some other body types over the past months

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self-promotion, game streaming (ACNH) 

Hey so I'm doing routine stuff in Animal Crossing: New Horizons again. It's going to be another chill stream.

twitch.tv/ptshello

This is a lurk-safe stream: I won't make any reference to your presence unless you say something in the chat.

#acnh

OMG I think I just grasped Haskell's `ExceptT`

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rpdr s12 spoilers 

Brita being eliminated was the only, the ONLY thing I liked from this episode. I felt for Jan for just being safe while Gigi stole the win

What the fuck was the finale of today's episode

rpdr season 12 

No hate towards Brita but if she mentions "I'm the queen of NY" ONE MORE TIME I'll fucking lose it

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Lewd video 

I haven't really posted in a while, so here's a little something to make up for that. If we weren't in quarantine I'd totally be hitting up camera buddies.

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Remote Writing Opportunity :boost_ok: 

The folks I'm working with are looking for a new writer for ​romantic interactive fiction. If you're interested, comment here or DM me and I'll send details your way as soon as soon as I get my hands on them.

Those selected to take the writing test will be paid for their efforts, and if you get the job, we'll get to work together!

I have no idea why Mastodon decided to create a thumbnail that says "Haldan" but actually points to the correct link. Anyway, the card says:

Xyris, the Writhing Storm {2}{G}{U}{R}

Legendary Creature — Snake Leviathan

Flying

Whenever an opponent draws a card except the first one they draw in each of their draw steps, create a 1/1 green Snake creature token.

Whenever Xyris, the Writhing Storm deals combat damage to a player, you and that player each draw that many cards.

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Looking forward for the new Ikoria MTG cards. The partner legendary cards certainly look janky but seem really fun to play with as commanders. These pairs up until now, specifically:

scryfall.com/card/c20/2/haldan
scryfall.com/card/c20/13/pako-
(will be my good boi deck)

scryfall.com/card/c20/4/bralli
scryfall.com/card/c20/14/shabr
(this is slowly materializing into a sharknado commander deck)

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