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A new Jepsen report! It turns out that PostgreSQL's "serializable" isolation was not, in fact, serializable: it exhibited G2-item. A patch is coming in the next minor release. :)

So I'm pretty sure I didn't do anything at all and now my Arch is unbootable, AGAIN. I won't even bother to debug this, I'm jumping to Fedora

hey yall, so it looks like I'm playing Sea of Thieves now. Never played it before. If someone has it or is considering, let me know and maybe we can be pirates together

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Lewd, eye-contact 

Hey, look! Here are two Davids!
(the Bad Dragon toy is named David, and it's my real first name)

Also, tomorrow we're going to adopt a dog! Been a dream of ours, me and my sister

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I for one got some nipple clamps for myself and I'm really excited to try it out

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I've been kinda quiet these past few days. Nothing major, just got under the weather a bit. How are y'all doing? How have these past 2 weeks been for you?

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nsfw question 

Hi , could you recommend some instances where to look for and ?

I would like to find more kinky fellows to share and fun.

Would be much better if it's gay only.

Thanks for your help, retoot / boost.

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@bootblackcub would you mind helping me choose some rope for self practice? I remember you recommended something once, but can't find it again even if my life depended on it

Is there a reason why Youtube comments don't ever load? I'm using Firefox btw

The curious case of the buff gay who asks if he's fat on social media for internet cookies

Okay, so the new twitter interface is amazing to follow conversations. I really wish the Mastodon folks take a cue and copy some of its ideas

So I can see the neighbor is watching hardcore straight porn from the comfort of his bedroom in the building right next to the one I live

I always go back to listening some Coheed and Cambria when I'm stressed or just want to space out from my physical body

What bands/songs do that to you?

@grosours @raindog469 starting another thread so I don't hijack the original one with FUD, but I've building a gemini server for funsies. It's in its super early stages but I've been checking on whether I can build a dynamic-ish server/community with it as well

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selfie with jockstrap on | ass | no ec 

Sorry for the bad quality of the photos. I don’t have a better place to do some with a mirror.

And I really should do something for my back hairs lmao

Because I clearly have nothing to do, I've been building a Racket-based Gemini server this weekend. Oh my how delightful the language is 👌 it isn't _that fast_ but it already accepts multiple connections, and parsing input with parsack has been such a breeze

Just found this talk and accompanying paper on categorizing programming languages from the perspective of psychoanalysis

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